aBOUT ME

Hi I'm KJ

If you landed here, it's probably because you were wondering..."who the fuck is this guy?"Honestly, I'm still trying to figure that out myself but here's a short version of the story:I've been a marketing copywriter for over 2 years. I've gone through trial and error and I've failed more times than I can count until I finally cracked the code and discovered a little-known winning method.Now buckle up because you’re about to dive into the rollercoaster that has been my journey.I’ve been riding the marketing copywriting waves for over two years. Just me. A keyboard warrior armed with words, battling it out in the digital colosseum.I am the furthest thing from an overnight success and I’ve had some wild, wild dances with trial and error and making mistakes.I’m talking about more missteps than a toddler learning to walk on a banana peel-covered floor.Mistakes? Failed attempts? I’ve collected them all like badges of honor.From catchy slogans that flopped like a deflated balloon to pitches that landed as gracefully as a sack of bricks.You name it, I’ve probably tried it.But hey, life’s all about those belly-flop moments right?I mean, buried beneath those failures were the seeds of wisdom…Slowly but surely, I started to see patterns emerge from the chaos. A flicker of light in the foggy abyss of “What the hell is happening?”Until one day, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of rejected drafts, I finally stumbled upon it.The golden ticket. The hidden gem. The elusive method that turned the tables and changed everything…You see, while the world was hunting unicorns, I was looking for a solution.And the next thing you know, the code had been cracked. I discovered a method so unorthodox yet effective, it could make a grammar nerd raise an eyebrow.Now am I claiming to be the oracle of copywriting? Not a chance. But have I figured out a thing or two that could tilt the odds in your favor? You bet your bottom dollar I have.I’m not just here to talk shop. I am here to unravel the mysteries, share the secret sauce, and sprinkle a little bit of that “Damn!” magic onto your creative endeavors… All while allowing you to focus on the physical side of your business.So if you’re ready to ditch the beaten path and take a detour into the less travelled lanes of success, contact me to see how we can make this happen.As for me? I’ll be right here. Typing away. Because as it turns out? Discovering my passion and who the fuck I am has been one hell of a ride.

services

Partnering with me you can expect:

  • Clear communication and project updates

  • Originality and authenticity

  • Research and feedback

  • A shatterproof bond with your audience

  • A much larger impact on the world

  • Strict adherence to all deadlines

  • Zero risk policy

"I've been approached 150 times this week alone KJ, why you?" You might be thinking...

That's nothing to worry about.Working with me you get to take advantage of my ZERO risk policy.Meaning...I don't get paid unless you are completely satisfied with my work.I'm a professional, I take my craft very seriously, and I am confident I can deliver results.

On top of that, I understand that your brand is your identity.You have put your blood, sweat, and tears into building it from the ground up and my services would never compromise the nature of it.Your audience is your most valuable asset.The bond you've formed with your audience is crucial. Everything I do is to nurture and strengthen that bond, and grow a genuine connection between your brand and your audience.Your influence on the world is significant.You have a responsibility and a purpose and I am here to help you impact lives like only you can.

Testimonials

Don't take my word for any of this, here's what some of my partners had to say.

contact

Let's talk more

Email me over at kj@georgewords.comI respond to all emails within the day. 7 days a week.